Confessions of a Teacher/Cafeteria Monitor

Four times a week, I have to monitor the last lunch period at the high school where I teach. It’s a pretty uneventful task. However, our impending winter dance brought on an interesting event last week, which also happened to be our first full week back from school…

I stood at my usual post in the cafeteria- at the front by the exit- and watched students munch on their popcorn chicken and sweet potato fries. Other students had opted out of the school fare and were enjoying Spaghettios and homemade sandwiches. As I mused at the idea that Spaghettios still remained a top lunch-from-home preference, I suddenly heard a male student yell out “Attention!” from the opposite end of the cafeteria… in the back.

Immediately I thought to myself This can’t be good. Nothing good ever happens when a kid does something in the “back” of my class- there’s usually some mischief going on. The back of the cafeteria can’t be any better. I stood there, unsure of what my next move should be. The teacher in the back of the cafeteria also seemed bewildered at this sudden change in the usual lunchtime routine.

The students quieted down and turned their attention to the boy, who then directed everyone’s attention to his friend, another boy holding a corn dog. Corn dog boy bellowed out across the cafeteria, “Leila (name has been changed to protect the innocent), will you go to Winter Formal with me?! I bought you a corn dog!!”

Leila and her friends laughed as she got up from her table. Students began clapping and she headed toward the boys to accept the date and her corn dog.

Just when I thought I was about to find myself in the middle of some food fight extravaganza, it turned out to be a romantic (yet quirky) teen moment. Phew!

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4 thoughts on “Confessions of a Teacher/Cafeteria Monitor

  1. Now, if they had to speak in front of a group, they’d try to get out of it. And did you ever notice how they hide when the family camera comes out, but somehow it’s okay for them to take pictures of themselves and post them for the world to see? Gotta love ’em!

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